Voices In My Head - Phone Assistance
By Ganesh Hardy
Next week I'm launching my own phone call service. For just fifteen dollars a month someone in my company will make unlimited phone calls for you, pretending to be you. This means that you will no longer need to make that weekly call to your mother and listen to her endless list of ailments all while trying to pretend you're interested. A representative from my company will not only make the phone call and pretend that he or she is genuinely interested (which you never do) but they will also have an internet database of additional ailments that your mother can use when she calls your siblings.
Another kind of call accessible by my new assistance will likely be calling in sick to your employer. The persons that I have hired are all former actors so they are able to pretend to get a whole amount of problems which could purchase you a day out of jobs guilt free. From sicknesses to household deaths to lost pets, my folks are so convincing that your boss is going to be sending you flowers along with a "We miss you" card even though you're out over a town enjoying your day off.
One of the most popular varieties of calls that my service offers will be the "break up" call. In an attempt to go the additional mile I have put together a special team of callers which will not just call your boyfriend or girlfriend and break up with them but they will also call all of their friends and spread nasty rumors about them so that you simply glimpse like the victim. By the end in the week you'll be the hero on the relationship for all the heartache you've had to endure more than the course of the relationship.
On the flip side of the break up call will be the "make a date call". This call offers the consumer a chance to contact that sexy guy or girl from school or work that they do not have the courage to call. And my callers won't stumble and stutter. You are phone prowess may be the talk from the town as one of the most well-known men and women desire to date you!
I think this new program is very going to take in off. We already have a big range of advanced orders from some big companies and federal government agencies. The White Household has asked if we can call Iran and tell them to stop doing them appear bad. I guess George Bush figures if he creates the call himself he'll end up while using wrong words or phrase and will end up declaring war. You know, like last time.
Outside in the defined phone calls our customers can make unique requests as well. For example, should you need someone to call your mother in law and tell her to stop bringing that foul smelling meat loaf with her every time she visits, we'll take care of it. Or if you need someone to call a co-worker and tell them you might be married and their advances are generating you sick, we can do it.
The aim of this service is to get rid of people from owning to build any uncomfortable phone calls themselves. This really is just the commencing too. Next year we plan on offering a line of threatening phone calls. I know I could have applied a service like this in high school.
Another kind of call accessible by my new assistance will likely be calling in sick to your employer. The persons that I have hired are all former actors so they are able to pretend to get a whole amount of problems which could purchase you a day out of jobs guilt free. From sicknesses to household deaths to lost pets, my folks are so convincing that your boss is going to be sending you flowers along with a "We miss you" card even though you're out over a town enjoying your day off.
One of the most popular varieties of calls that my service offers will be the "break up" call. In an attempt to go the additional mile I have put together a special team of callers which will not just call your boyfriend or girlfriend and break up with them but they will also call all of their friends and spread nasty rumors about them so that you simply glimpse like the victim. By the end in the week you'll be the hero on the relationship for all the heartache you've had to endure more than the course of the relationship.
On the flip side of the break up call will be the "make a date call". This call offers the consumer a chance to contact that sexy guy or girl from school or work that they do not have the courage to call. And my callers won't stumble and stutter. You are phone prowess may be the talk from the town as one of the most well-known men and women desire to date you!
I think this new program is very going to take in off. We already have a big range of advanced orders from some big companies and federal government agencies. The White Household has asked if we can call Iran and tell them to stop doing them appear bad. I guess George Bush figures if he creates the call himself he'll end up while using wrong words or phrase and will end up declaring war. You know, like last time.
Outside in the defined phone calls our customers can make unique requests as well. For example, should you need someone to call your mother in law and tell her to stop bringing that foul smelling meat loaf with her every time she visits, we'll take care of it. Or if you need someone to call a co-worker and tell them you might be married and their advances are generating you sick, we can do it.
The aim of this service is to get rid of people from owning to build any uncomfortable phone calls themselves. This really is just the commencing too. Next year we plan on offering a line of threatening phone calls. I know I could have applied a service like this in high school.
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